Business Insight Lover Gifts

'Do you want to talk to the man in charge or the woman that knows what's going on?'

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"Just go with the workflow."

"I love fast break business success."

The little engine that could delegate.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Intelligent dog.

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

And the third quarter projection

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

Two businessmen competing.

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

Man about executive: 'Success went to his head. There was plenty of room there.'

"We can't make the perfect product, but with a little luck and a lotta data, we can make the perfect customer."

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

"Since past performance doesn't guarantee future results I suppose it's conceivable you're correct."

Management Styles - Inclusive

'My son decided to join the firm. You have six months to shape him into executive timber.'

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

"Tom, young Mr. Moncure here is that Harvard M.B.A. I was telling you about who has a keen sense of depreciation."

'They make a deal out of promoting someone around here.'

"Something's happened, Doug. I've lost touch with the Warren Buffett in me."