Business Gospel Followers Gifts

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

'Travel agency - Ego trips our specialty'

"And a source said let there be light."

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

'And exactly how much less did it cost to implement Five Sigma instead of Six, Dwayne?'

"It has yet to turn a profit."

Religious man watching religious TV

The Big Foot Book.

"J is the reason for the season."

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

Stationary mountain bike.

'It's a girl!'

'Hey! That's new - paternity leave!'

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

'You called for tech support?'

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

Our grandfathers called it the Sabbath, our fathers called it Sunday... And we call it the weekend.

Beth Moore

New Pope.

"But if You create them in Your image, how will they tell each other apart?"

'Your job is to do wonders for productivity.'

Reverend Jerry Falwell.

'Today's sermon is on the Gospel according to old Saint Matt....'

Which One Polls Better?

"Look, Mary, it's the wee three kings!"