Business Gospel Followers Mugs

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

'Travel agency - Ego trips our specialty'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"And a source said let there be light."

'And exactly how much less did it cost to implement Five Sigma instead of Six, Dwayne?'

"It has yet to turn a profit."

Religious man watching religious TV

Stationary mountain bike.

'It's a girl!'

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

'Hey! That's new - paternity leave!'

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

'You called for tech support?'

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

Our grandfathers called it the Sabbath, our fathers called it Sunday... And we call it the weekend.

New Pope.

"But if You create them in Your image, how will they tell each other apart?"

'Your job is to do wonders for productivity.'

Reverend Jerry Falwell.

'Today's sermon is on the Gospel according to old Saint Matt....'

"Look, Mary, it's the wee three kings!"

"What about a skills audit then?"