Business Executives Gifts

'For the last time, it's called a 'win-win' contract. Nobody gets whacked.'

Build Your Own Portfolio

'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'

I am billing, therefore I am.

'I'm just concerned that if we embrace change this one time, change might get the wrong idea and mistake it for some kind of long-term commitment!'

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

'Speaking for myself and every other right-thinking person...'

'I'm really sorry, but production costs are far lower in Korea!'

'We're projecting growth in the third year, but unfortunately, we'll be out of business by then.'

'Our only hope is a merger so we can become too big to fail.'

'Next time keep the Justice Department and the SEC in mind when you're thinking outside the box.'

'Generally, cost-cutting is a good thing. Specifically, too much of a good thing.'

Calendar; 'Point of no return.'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

"I would happily pay more in taxes, if somebody made me."

Shareholder's Meetings

'Remember, it's not a lie if it makes us money.'

'Psst! Can I run your ethics committee?'

'Rumours over the company being insolvent are exaggerated.'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

"Good God! Has the dollar fallen that far?"

'There are some ethical roadblocks, so do we use our Greedy Positioning System or our moral compass to find a detour?'

' That's our founder. After spending twenty years in the himalayas, he finally discovered that the true meaning of life was to make money.'

'It's an exciting new synthesis of the classical sales approach and the miracle of direct mail.'

'Another setback - the mediators just went out on strike.'

'Are 3-D, high definition webinars really necessary?'

"All those in favour say 'aye'."

'That's it? That's your backup plan?'

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

"I see high school, college, and business school, but I don't see obedience school."

'I think he would have wanted it that way.'