Business Cartoonist Pillows

You said you wanted me to speak to the chairman of Hardcastle industries - I've just realised that's me.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"We only got six days of funding."

Torturing the English Language

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Trump pardons

Claus 2.0

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Where Indian ink came from.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Shampoo.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Glance Exchange

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'