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"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'The Employee Grievance Committee is here to see you.'

"Retiring? What the hell else do you have to do?"

The good news is, I'm going to let you work from home. The bad news is, I'm moving in with you.

'Watch out for Grizwell - he considered business ethics to be a contradiction in terms.'

'I do the work of three men for one man's salary!' 'Show me the other two and I'll fire them immediately!'

Acme Graph Company.

'Dunleavy, I heard you've been praying for a raise... you know I don't like people going over my head!'

Jack and Jill

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'

"Worn out by preparing his presentation? Actually, this is his presentation."

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"This position has become very important to the company."

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

Office pics on dinner table.

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

'I'm surprised you like being your own boss. I am your boss and I hate it.'

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

"He'll do anything to say in power."

'I don't want your input until you produce some output.'

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

Thesaurus Company

"Not bad, considering no one knows exactly what we produce or sell here."

The role of administration.

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'