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"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'The Employee Grievance Committee is here to see you.'

"Retiring? What the hell else do you have to do?"

'Watch out for Grizwell - he considered business ethics to be a contradiction in terms.'

'I do the work of three men for one man's salary!' 'Show me the other two and I'll fire them immediately!'

Acme Graph Company.

'Dunleavy, I heard you've been praying for a raise... you know I don't like people going over my head!'

Jack and Jill

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'

"Worn out by preparing his presentation? Actually, this is his presentation."

"This position has become very important to the company."

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

Office pics on dinner table.

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

'I'm surprised you like being your own boss. I am your boss and I hate it.'

'I don't want your input until you produce some output.'

"He'll do anything to say in power."

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

Thesaurus Company

"Not bad, considering no one knows exactly what we produce or sell here."

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

The role of administration.

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

'We'll be outsourcing Main Street.'

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'