Business Alchemist T-Shirts

Celebrate the inventive spirit of the business alchemist with t-shirts that showcase their dynamic approach to transforming ideas into success—styled for entrepreneurs who lead with wit and creativity.

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I'm not 100% sure it will work... mockup

I'm not 100% sure it will work...

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'Remember, Henderson - A velvet fist in an iron glove works pretty well, too,'

'Remember, Henderson - A velvet fist in an iron glove works pretty well, too,' mockup

'Remember, Henderson - A velvet fist in an iron glove works pretty well, too,'

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"Looks like we found the issue."

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"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?" mockup

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

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'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.' mockup

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

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'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.' mockup

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

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"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words." mockup

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

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"Another week another dollar, Jenkins" mockup

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

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"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

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"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me." mockup

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

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'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.' mockup

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

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'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?' mockup

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

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"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch." mockup

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

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"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month." mockup

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

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"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company." mockup

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

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'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.' mockup

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

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"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal." mockup

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

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'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.' mockup

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

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"Here's what I'm gonna do."

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Project Length As Measured In Dog Years mockup

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

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'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!' mockup

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

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"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach." mockup

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

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'That's our mission statement.'

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'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.' mockup

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

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"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target." mockup

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

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Profit

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'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.' mockup

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

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"I'm expert at sniffing out blame." mockup

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

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"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump." mockup

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

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"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy." mockup

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'." mockup

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

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"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!" mockup

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

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'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.' mockup

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

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Business Alchemist T-Shirts Collection

Business Alchemist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the business alchemist—bring humor and inspiration to their daily grind with designs that spark their creative magic.

Business Alchemist Pillows

Find pillows that add inspiration and humor—perfect for the creative business alchemist’s office or lounge area, making every space a creative sanctuary.

Business Alchemist Prints

Browse our art prints curated for the business alchemist—motivate and decorate their workspace with clever designs that inspire their entrepreneurial journey.