Organizational Alchemist T-Shirts

'Here you are, Simmons!'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Let's get organized

"Staff support"

Out and In.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Organization is not rocket science!

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"Uh-Oh..."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

In - Out - Pending.

Catalogue of little books.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

Stationery Shop

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'