Work-life Alchemist T-Shirts

'Can I at least have a minute to decompress?'

'I still have time for both work and family - thanks to cloning.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'We like your zip-a-dee. You need to work on your dooh-dah.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

My brilliant career

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Commutobile

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

"Would you like to hear about our retirement plan?"

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

'Business or pleasure?'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Impaled by Business Graph

"You're entitled to ten sick days, five personal days and four complete do-overs."

'I take it you're looking to some extra hours!'

Out Box

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

'I wish you didn't have to bring your work home with you.'

Life-Work Balance.

'I'll get to your project as soon as I'm caught up.'

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

"With our recent merger, reorganization and downsizing, I don't know where I'm to go to work."

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

'When we lost market share, my first thought was to work eighty-hour weeks, diversify, and get back in the game. Then I had a better idea.'