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'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

"He's working from home."

'Business or pleasure?'

'I wish you didn't have to bring your work home with you.'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"Oh well, that's another week done!"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

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"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

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