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'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

You Are Here

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Marshmallows

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Deer Season Open.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Golf with a difference

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

Workaholic on holiday

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'This is you, enlarged.'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"But his vulnerability is what I like about him."

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."