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'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

You Are Here

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Marshmallows

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Golf with a difference

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Workaholic on holiday

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'This is you, enlarged.'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"But his vulnerability is what I like about him."

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."