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Prime Meats.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Steak Ted?'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

View to the Future

Picking pastries.

"Rump roast?"

Important Food Groups

Queen of Upcycling!

A Bloody Butcher

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Deliboys

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

Unusual Offers

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat