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'So...you're back.' (to a boomerang).

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Louis Armstrong

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

The Vineyard

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Snow flake

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Butterflies

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Deer Season Open.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

The Golfing Accident

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Trail mix?"