Bushfire Awareness Enthusiast Gifts

"How many volunteers did we get to piss on the PM if he caught fire?"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Harsh Mellows.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'The Torch Holder'.

Roasting the Moneybox

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Flash Cuisine

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Creepy Camp Stories.

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Nobody likes a smore loser

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

'Is the fire included?'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

"First camping trip, Billy?"

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Bonfire

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'