Bush Beats Enthusiast Gifts

Birds with Headphones

Beware of the Undergrowth.

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Magician Playing Golf.

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Four Score and seven years ago...

James K Polk

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

'He confessed to reading George Bush's memoirs.'

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

John F. Kennedy

'I don't really have a personal best. I'm just sort of OK all the time.'

'Sir, you have a couple of salesmen laying for you out here.'

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

"We did our best to convince them, now it's up to how gullible they are."

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"Does he respond better to a confident approach or a groveling approach?"

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

"And this is my great-uncle Harold...he was a famous escape artist!"

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

Calvin Coolidge

"Do you need me to write in big letters for you?"

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

'To begin with, my son, everything is illusory... Hey! --you gave me counterfeit money!'

"Perfect!"

'Let Reagan be Reagan.'