Bush Banterer Gifts

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

'I don't know much about Art, but i can tell you all about his wife.'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Here comes Ted.'

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

'It started out with lactose, but ow he's intolerant of everything.'

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

"Even after all these years, I still find it very exciting using my vote to cancel out your father's."

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

"Now that we can talk, we have to have meetings."

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."

'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.'

Mothers. . . have no shame.

"There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have trouble with those in the back yard."

"Welcome to the comedy club, sir! Heckling or non-heckling?"

MD trash talk... "Your mama is so dumb, she doesn't know endopeptidase from endopericarditis."

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Man sticking his tongue out at his boss.

'No, we haven't converted to Islam. Henry has just lost his razor.'

'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'

'My insurance company says I have to get three estimates.'

Baseball player: 'I'll let my bat do my talking!' BAT: '...I have nothing to say'

"Hey, nice body! Not you, the car! ... That's what she said! ... Oh, yeah? Ask me about your wife!"