Burger Rejector Pillows

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"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

The mission: Impossible burger.

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

Burger stall at an art gallery

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

Turkey going away for Christmas.

'Hold the Ferguson report. Ed's had enough information for the day.'

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

'I think I've worked out why they fed us so well.'

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"I wish I was special."

The meat's fine,it's just the milk tastes of gherkins.

Really Fast Food

Real Fast Food.

"Sorry sir, if you want fries with that, you'll have to upgrade to the Burger Deluxe 2.5.1."

"These people are breaking the law! They should all go back to where they came from! Um...except the ones who work at Burger Barn, cause they make awesome burgers. And that lady who takes care of my little cousin...cause she's real nice. And maybe no Anse

"You'd be a mad cow, too, if you just found out that McDonald's has sold over seventeen zillion hamburgers."

"It's a cause close to my heart."

"Look! Now they offer healthy choices we can glance at before ordering our usual junk."