Fast Food Rejecter Pillows

I hate fast food.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Menu Dating

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Nutrition-Free Diet

A clown ice fishing through a square hole

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

Big Boy Foot

Boss, we got a UFO sighting...Unidentified Frying Object.'

NDAs for non VIPs

I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of fast food.'

'The fries are re-fried, the char-broiled burger is re-charbroiled, and the toasted muffin is re-toasted.'

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

That's my boss for you - a platitude with an attitude.

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food