Fast Food Rejecter Prints

I hate fast food.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Menu Dating

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Nutrition-Free Diet

A clown ice fishing through a square hole

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

Big Boy Foot

"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?"

'The fries are re-fried, the char-broiled burger is re-charbroiled, and the toasted muffin is re-toasted.'

That's my boss for you - a platitude with an attitude.

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

'We can't keep living in the fast-food lane.'

Boss, we got a UFO sighting...Unidentified Frying Object.'

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.