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Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Licensed to grill.

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

Big Burgers.

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

The youth shows responsibility!

'The waitress gave us a weird look. On the way back, I'd better drive and you can stick your head out the window.'

How We Know You're Getting Old

"I never saw such overweight mice before."

"These people are breaking the law! They should all go back to where they came from! Um...except the ones who work at Burger Barn, cause they make awesome burgers. And that lady who takes care of my little cousin...cause she's real nice. And maybe no Anse

'Dreamy! Now how many pounds of beef can you put on one bun?'

"Look! Now they offer healthy choices we can glance at before ordering our usual junk."

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

'Wow, that guy must work out a lot. That's it, if I'm going to get a girl like that, I need to start working on these buns!'

Welcome to the Garden of Weedin'

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'

BBQ Escape.

"Excellent! This crap again!"

'Ok Phil, you can stop the trash talk now!'

'Play your cards right Kiddo, in 20 years you too can become Boogie Burger management material!'

Burger Discus

'You know the king on that burger commercial? I find him very disturbing.'

Vocal Fry

"I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain!"

Scrutinising a burger under a magnifying glass.

'He's a prodigy all right, but all his work deals with subjects such as the elasticity of bubble gum, the decibel limits of rock records and the molecular content of a cheeseburger.'