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The youth shows responsibility!

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'Can I have flies with that'

Licensed to grill.

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

The mission: Impossible burger.

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Burger stall at an art gallery

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Big Burgers.

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

Big Boy Foot

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."

"The depth of your wrongness is so deep that it is unknowable."

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

The Troposhere

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"