Bureaucracy Devotees Gifts

"...and I'm telling you, you're not entitled to paternity leave!"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Ticket and passport, please."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

Wolf Reintroduction.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

MI5 Press Office

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Director: US Space Research.

"Remember, report itemized deductions on Schedule A on your federal form 1040."

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"Hi, I'm Hugo -- I'll be your compliance officer."

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

Auditor General.

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"Y formerly Department of Government Efficiency"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single travel requisition."

Washington Monuments

'On behalf of our cabin crew who have voted in favour of strike action over Christmas. . . kindly fill out this form. Please send us your questions and comments about how the strike has effected your plans, ruined your holiday. . .'

'The next disciplinary committee might not be so lenient.'

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

Man at desk in 'Space research'. His in and out boxes are labelled 'inner' and 'outer'.

Federal Department of Disproportionate Force.

'Do you want to see the folks from Prague all at once?' - 'No - separate Czechs, please.'