Bureaucracy Buffs Gifts

"Hi, I'm Hugo -- I'll be your compliance officer."

'Ms. Hempworth, check with our legal department...why must we obey the rules?'

'I'm a little surprised you got planning permission.'

HOUSE APPROPRIATIONS COMMITTEE, 'The White House needs $765 billion -- we'll explain later.'

Planning officer has a man in his in-tray: 'In order to speed up the system, I have my own personal member of the public to consult.'

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'Limbo allows us time to get all the paperwork done.'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'A Galactic census form?'

'Honestly Nigel, your need for Special Advisers has got completely out of hand.'

Very Early Tick Box Feedback Form Time Line

"It's from Health and Safety, we have to put rubber tips on our arrows and only aim at people's shins!"

"Your fine will be a £99.50, after a 50p mail-in rebate."

Alien immigration benefits

'You mean Pennsylvania, not Transylvania, don't you, Igor?'

'...And then I missed a memo.'

'You've over simplified the accident book.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'Just like being in the Post Office!'

Pushing a factory round a map.

"People are ALWAYS moaning about excessive paperwork."

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

A form of bureaucrats

'Mrs Wanzenberg! How wonderful to meet a kindred spirit!'

Department of Counter-Intelligence. Department of Counter-Stupidity.

'What's wrong now?'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

"Useless information"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."