Bunkers Pillows

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

"Stupid flu season."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

You have had enough

After party at the spill club.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Club insecurity.

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Bouncer.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Door Security - Head Hitter.

Safe harbour

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'