Bunkers Prints

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

Today, our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington. In my day, we built bunkers ten feet underground and stocked them with tuna fish. We planned to sit out the apocalypse down there, eating tuna on crackers and playing Scrabble. Tomorrow, our quest continues ...

"Stupid flu season."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Hole in one!!!!'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

After party at the spill club.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

You have had enough

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Club insecurity.

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

Bouncer.

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

Door Security - Head Hitter.

The only "fake news" we care about is fake IDs.

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!