Bungalow Enthusiast Gifts

'Poor Jones, that's the third time this month he's jumped.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Tree house.

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

A Cow Striptease

The Day Dreamer.

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

A politician's dream come true...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

A man with a rake on a desert island

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"How?"

Human males marking territory.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."