Bungalow Enthusiast Gifts

'Poor Jones, that's the third time this month he's jumped.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Tree house.

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

The Day Dreamer.

A Cow Striptease

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A politician's dream come true...

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

A man with a rake on a desert island

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"How?"

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Human males marking territory.

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Nor'easter Island.

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

When Cows Discovered Mowers

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"