Bumbling Burglar Fan Pillows

'Well then, which is it? Hands up, read the note or hand over the money? I've never been good at multitasking.'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Football party

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

Crazy paving company.

"He does everything one could expect of a parakeet and more."

'Now, that's entertainment!'

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

Octopus Juggling Balls

'Take it outside!'

"Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?"

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

Honk if you love Jesus.

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

Man looking at window with beware of attack bird sign.

Talented Waiter

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

Waste Thinner

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

'If you don't stop playing that thing I'll go crazy.'

The Juggling Effy Brothers at Lunch.

"It started with his doctor prescribing him cycling."