Bullish Boxing Enthusiasts Gifts

Bull and bear in boxing ring.

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"Please, feel free to disagree."

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the Wood

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."