Bukowski Fan Gifts

"It was the featured wine in the movie 'Barfly.'"

"You're on a what?!"

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'Sheep striptease'.

Batman tissue dispenser.

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

Angela Merkel

Med School Mascots.

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

Abraham Lincoln

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Pizza Shard

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

George W. Bush

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

Portrait of Stanley Kubrick

"I'm Batman."

Charles Bukowski

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

I hope Bernie Sanders wins. We've never had a president like him. We've had cool presidents, awkward presidents, dignified presidents, goofy presidents

Go Britain!

"You get your seven cats, I get my red-tailed hawk."

"I liked you better as George Washington."

It's sent from a phone now.

Heat Wave Podium

"...at this juncture, I'd like to try something a little different."

Thoughts about a comfort

Bismarck's Criticism of Wilhelmine Imperial Policy