Kubrick Admirer Gifts

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Happy Easter

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"Which one's yours?"

Stockwell's day

I'm Spartacus.

David Niven caricature

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'What's your poisson?' (Man reading report on Farmed Salmon Toxins Scare).

Car Rides - Cats

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

"We've lowered our IPO price so many times, the Street's referring to it as an Initial Pathetic Offer."

Easter Island

tortoise: 'I remember Darwin...set hot tea on my back.'

'Chief, this could be anyone!'

"That's the problem with you - no sense of perspective."

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

'Even the Easter Bunny has to make a living the other 364 days a year, you know.'

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

One day having a great personality was going to become a crucial evolutionary trait...

'Well, I don't WHAT this x-ray is showing us...but I'm seeing Picasso.'