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Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Happy Easter

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

David Niven caricature

"Which one's yours?"

Stockwell's day

I'm Spartacus.

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'What's your poisson?' (Man reading report on Farmed Salmon Toxins Scare).

Car Rides - Cats

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

"We've lowered our IPO price so many times, the Street's referring to it as an Initial Pathetic Offer."

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

Easter Island

'Chief, this could be anyone!'

Phill Jupitus

One day having a great personality was going to become a crucial evolutionary trait...

'Even the Easter Bunny has to make a living the other 364 days a year, you know.'

tortoise: 'I remember Darwin...set hot tea on my back.'

"That's the problem with you - no sense of perspective."

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

'Well, I don't WHAT this x-ray is showing us...but I'm seeing Picasso.'