Kubrick Enthusiast Gifts

Portrait of Stanley Kubrick

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Picasso: The Early Years

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Spoiler alert."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

I'm Spartacus.

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Oscars 2024

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Cubism Model

Picasso

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

Casting Director