Builder Banter Supporter Gifts

Men Working

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

Stone henge swing.

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"Look at these! Now, do you believe in evolution?"

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

"We had to put three screws in his neck and a steel plate in his head."

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

'I baked it especially for you.'

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

"Listen George, in exchange for two bricklayers and three electricians I can let you have one seasoned plumber and one first round graduate from trade school." "Mnnn. Okay. But, only if you throw in ten Porta Potties." "Ah, John. Can we make it two first round graduates?" "Done."

"Looks like housing starts are up."

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

'Could I see your ground disturbance permit?!'

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

Newton's Cradle Wrecking Balls

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'

The Forgotten Men's Club

'As usual, no sexual harassment, no wolf whistle, no nothing!'

'The tassel? It's my mortar board.'

' I hope this adds a little enjoyment for you. '

'Quit the act? That's not you, boss--that's the drink talking.'

"Mine's a metaphor. I don't know what's going on withyou."

Looks like it might rain.

The Enemies