Bob The Builder Fan Gifts

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

Building Blocks.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Building a company.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Hank here brings 10 years of top sales experience to our company so let's all try to make him feel welcome while he makes you all look bad...'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Moses and the bridge.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Clear construction agreements are important.

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

"Where's the Danish?"

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'Oh sorry mate, I'll leave him outside.'

'English majors on the bulldozers, poli-sci majors on the dump trucks, sociology on the excavators...'

Applications

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'Well, they were the low bidders.'

"We're over budget already and we haven't finished building the scale model."