"I feel like my job in the fossil fuel industry is going the way of the telegraph operator, the pony express rider and the buggy whip maker..."
Buggy Whip Maker Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for a buggy whip maker? Our collection features clever designs that honor their skilled craftsmanship, blending vintage flair with humor. Perfect for that specialty artisan who keeps traditional methods alive while adding a dash of personality to their workspace.
'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'
"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"
'The girls must be feeling better...'
'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'
Oh no ... Outsourcing
'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'
"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."
Wino Appreciation Group
Egg Buggy
"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."
'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'
The Gong
'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'
'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'
Cowboy Trump
"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."
Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday
Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!
What next?!
The invisible man makes a pancake
'Tsk - he will keep throwing things out of the buggy.'
'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'
Hay fever hotline.
Wait, you took how many steps?
Squeaker Trophies
'Whipped cream?'
'I've been generating my own electricity for years.'
I brake for worms
"Fart (Pass it on)."
'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'
The Flea Circus.
"At some point the process went wrong."
'I'm afraid your 'giggle-pin's' gone on your 'laugh-shaft'!'
"I dunno... It's just not the same without snow."
Buggy Whip Maker Gifts Collection
Buggy Whip Maker Mugs
Explore our range of mugs celebrating buggy whip makers. Find witty, vintage-inspired designs perfect for every craftsman's mug collection.
Buggy Whip Maker Pillows
Add personality to any workshop or home with our buggy whip maker pillows, blending humor and vintage charm effortlessly.
Buggy Whip Maker Prints
Decorate with our humorous, vintage-style prints celebrating the craft of whip making, a perfect gift for proud artisans.
Buggy Whip Maker T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts with clever slogans and designs for buggy whip makers. A fun way for them to showcase their unique profession.