Bug Circus Lover Gifts

"Five minutes, everybody!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Clown on bike.

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

The Poky Little Pupa.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Extreme Bungy

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Clown God

Terry had a computer bug.

Exciting potato bugs.

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Clown Face Painting

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

Fruit Fly Job Interviews