Buffalo Caretaker Gifts

'Don't give me that 'plenty meat' stuff! Tell me you can make him well!'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Where did the little bird go?'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

A cow ventriloquist.

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

Horse Clean-up

Free Range Cows.

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Succeed.

'Do human beings get ear mites, Doctor?'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

Worm Appreciation Society!

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

"We're not accusing you of abusing the system, but I understand you've been on Social Security for 150 years."

'Go on and have fun, I'll keep an eye on him...'