Buffalo Caretaker Gifts

'Don't give me that 'plenty meat' stuff! Tell me you can make him well!'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Where did the little bird go?'

A cow ventriloquist.

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

Horse Clean-up

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

Free Range Cows.

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

Succeed.

'Do human beings get ear mites, Doctor?'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

Worm Appreciation Society!

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

"We're not accusing you of abusing the system, but I understand you've been on Social Security for 150 years."

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

'What do you mean on second thought you feel fine?'

'Go on and have fun, I'll keep an eye on him...'