Budget Virtuoso Gifts

"Well here's a thing Babs - the month's run out before the end of the money."

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Balancing two espresso martinis

An informed voter is a good voter

"I just..."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Have you considered vlogging?"

"Turn down the bass."

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

"… and the last item on the pre-nuptial aggreement is, … he wants final cut on all home videos."

Exercise Car.

Piggy bank writing an article on 'How to save Money?'

Videogame Employment Agency.

Oculist.

Dr. BR Smith Optician.

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

'He's my 'greed coach'.'

Two workers chatting by vending machine: 'Who are you working on at the moment?'

'It's simple. First we look at the upside. Then we look at the downside. Then we look at the upside-down side.'

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."