Budget Tripper Pillows

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

A = Duration B = Cost C = Destinations reached

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'He must be going economy!'

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

Expensive greeting cards.

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

World's cheapest car

Airline Mergers.

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

Andy's first airplane experience was marred by his grandmother's stinginess

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Europe on $5000 a day.

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

Basic economy