Budget Travel Enthusiast Pillows

Airline Charges

"Welcome to the Budget Flight. There's no meal, no beverage and I'm charging you just to pay attention."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

'He must be going economy!'

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Cheapskate Cruises

DIY marriage counseling.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

The spend is high

World's cheapest car

Expensive greeting cards.

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

Airline Mergers.

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Andy's first airplane experience was marred by his grandmother's stinginess

Family planning - 'I was thinking something low maintenance.'

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Europe on $5000 a day.