Budget Travel Pillows

Hot Air and Cold Air Balloon Rides.

'He must be going economy!'

The flight is only 99p but it will cost another ?120 if you want to do it inside the plane.

Airline Mergers.

'The advertised very low off-peak rate is for February 29th only.'

"On your tiny budget, I could recommend some good web sites to visit."

Airline Charges

DIY Bed&Breakfast

'It was rated on all the travel websits, best economy cruise.'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

"Things are tough so I'm scaling down!" (Cheapo travel - selling out on the street).

What did you expect in economy class?

'Which country's economic collapse will give us the best bargain for our U.S. dollar?'

Airplane Tickets.

Beggar reading 'Bahamas on a shoe string'

"No wonder we could get tickets."

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

How to tell you're playing a low budget golf course.

"So...where are we going for summer vacation? Sea World? Disneyland?"

"Now boarding all passengers seated in Discomfort Class."

'You don't have to stay in a motel. I have a couch you can rent.'

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Beefsteak travel, hamburger budget.

'Your plane's been delayed 20 minutes...or however long it takes airplane glue to dry.'

Budget motel - wifi, Hbo and bed bugs.

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

"And to all of you who swore you'd never fly this airline again - welcome back."

'On his salary, Porter couldn't afford much of a vacation, so he's visiting exotic websites.'

'Budget is the name of the airline. Nobody said anything about cheap flights.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I'm afraid that you missed the $50 flight, it left in 1973."

'That's 59p for the flight will you be needing the £345 'access to the toilet' option?'

"My size nearly changes as much as the Ryanair baggage allowances."