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Hot Air and Cold Air Balloon Rides.

'He must be going economy!'

The flight is only 99p but it will cost another ?120 if you want to do it inside the plane.

'The advertised very low off-peak rate is for February 29th only.'

Airline Mergers.

Airline Charges

"On your tiny budget, I could recommend some good web sites to visit."

DIY Bed&Breakfast

'It was rated on all the travel websits, best economy cruise.'

"No wonder we could get tickets."

'Which country's economic collapse will give us the best bargain for our U.S. dollar?'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

What did you expect in economy class?

"Things are tough so I'm scaling down!" (Cheapo travel - selling out on the street).

Beggar reading 'Bahamas on a shoe string'

Airplane Tickets.

"And to all of you who swore you'd never fly this airline again - welcome back."

'You don't have to stay in a motel. I have a couch you can rent.'

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

'That's 59p for the flight will you be needing the £345 'access to the toilet' option?'

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'On his salary, Porter couldn't afford much of a vacation, so he's visiting exotic websites.'

'Your plane's been delayed 20 minutes...or however long it takes airplane glue to dry.'

'Budget is the name of the airline. Nobody said anything about cheap flights.'

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Beefsteak travel, hamburger budget.

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Now boarding all passengers seated in Discomfort Class."

"I'm afraid that you missed the $50 flight, it left in 1973."

"That's 59p for the flight will you be needing the £345 'access to the toilet' option?"

"Can you suggest some place where the dollar goes far but they don't want to kill us?"

"There's no room up here, but we can rent you a room in back if you like."

Wilderness Vacation Package - Economy Plan

"No luggage."