Budget Travelers Pillows

Phil would try anything to avoid paying hefty airport parking fees.

"Now boarding all passengers seated in Discomfort Class."

'The reason our rates are so low, is that every guest makers their own bed.'

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

'I know the recession is expected to boost English tourism, but I still think you're being optimistic.'

"Stop complaining, it was cheap and guaranteed to be hot all year around."

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

Expensive greeting cards.

"I'm sorry, sir, but that country has been wiped out by runaway debt."

"Tell me once more how much we're saving on gas!"

'The flight is 99p...but it's another £456 if you want to be inside the plane!'

'I know more people are having to holiday at home...but do they all have to come to ours.'

Bed n Breakfast $50/Cot and Croissant $25.

"I want to go on a real vacation this year! Why do you have to be so cheap?"

"Travelling coach doesn't take longer...it just feels it!"

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'He must be going economy!'

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

Cheapskate Cruises

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

World's cheapest car