Budget Traveler With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

London on £50 a meal

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Carefree luggage.

The Vineyard

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Limerick Airport

'He must be going economy!'

Vampire on a plane

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

Andy's first airplane experience was marred by his grandmother's stinginess

'Yep, another set of incisors that are too sharp for security regulations. You'll need to wear a muzzle during the flight, ma'am.'

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Europe on $5000 a day.

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'There's a fee for each carry-on bag, including your bag of chips.'