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London on £50 a meal

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Carefree luggage.

The Vineyard

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Limerick Airport

'He must be going economy!'

Vampire on a plane

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Andy's first airplane experience was marred by his grandmother's stinginess

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Europe on $5000 a day.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'Are we broke yet?'