Budget Tourism Pillows

Lower class hotel notebook.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

The Vineyard

The Zoo.

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Beach con-man.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Airlines

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

World Tour.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Culture Saturday

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Fishing sign.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan