Budget-savvy Scientist Gifts

"Budget cuts mean that we've had to sell the atomic force microscope."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"This medical dictionary has had it's appendix taken out. . . !"

"Before we cut the cake, I want to thank my bride for bringing our wedding in under budget."

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

'You never see one that says save some income.'

Gas price rollercoaster.

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

"I've noticed you've taken to wearing a lab coat lately. May I ask the reason why?"

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

"You know, I wouldn't have to pay for this if you were still my son."

Newton!

'The good news is these grades are not good enough for me to get into an expensive college.'

Unable to afford his annual hunting trip Ed makes due with a little backyard fun.

"Lab Mice are okay, but we draw the line at imported brie."

"Drinking fountains were too expensive to install, but we are providing a garden hose to drink from."

"As part of our attempt to save £22 billion in future Nurse Partridge will be stewing your medication from twigs and pigeon vomit!"

'I'm sure the cuts will be firm but fair.'

"No, this isn't low temperature physics. He's just too cheap to turn on the heat."

'Congratulations. This year we're saving money by letting all our graduates download their own diplomas.'

"Baldo, you need to set a budget for yourself."

"No, dear, putting the kettle on will only make things worse."

'Imagine that tackle dealer wanting $7.50 to fix this reel.'

3-D TV kit.

When Tia Carmen says... "The poorest man is not without a cent, but without a dream" it means...she spent $100 at the bingo hall and didn't win anything.

"Because of gas prices, there's been a slight change in our vacation plans..."

I started this business on a shoestring.

Locker Tax.

'His favorite show is the one about saving money by switching insurance.'

"Papi, how come we don't live in a mansion?"

'Of course money can't buy you happiness. Not on what you make!'