Budget Savvy Navigator Pillows

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'He must be going economy!'

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

Expensive greeting cards.

Underwater on the Car

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Europe on $5000 a day.

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

Andy's first airplane experience was marred by his grandmother's stinginess

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"