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"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'He must be going economy!'

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Expensive greeting cards.

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

Andy's first airplane experience was marred by his grandmother's stinginess

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

Europe on $5000 a day.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'Are we broke yet?'

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"