Cost-conscious Navigator Pillows

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

I think I can...

You Know You're Old When...

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

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Carcinogenic/Non-carcinogenic.

Gas price rollercoaster.

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

'We'd like a GPS device that would direct us to affordable gas.'

Recalculating!

Bored mother awaiting her kids to 'Pickn'Mix' their breakfast cereals in a supermarket

'This is too complicated. I think I'll just hold on to my waste and hope it eventually disintegrates.'

"Ninety-nine dollars, plus closing costs and gratuity."

'It's just our way of saying, 'to hell with high gas prices!''

"There's very little an individual store can do about rising food prices, Mom!"

Man Walking on a Maze's Walls.