Cost-conscious Navigator Pillows

'Your disgust over ballooning healthcare costs is just a natural part of the ageing process.'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

You Know You're Old When...

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

I think I can...

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"Close to what? This doesn't look like Kansas anymore."

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"This is my final offer: you get 18% and a kind word on Yelp."

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

Gas price rollercoaster.

January Sales

Carcinogenic/Non-carcinogenic.

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

Recalculating!

'Granted, the burros are a lot slower than chair lifts. But for a quarter the price of a regular lift ticket, I'm all for it.'

'We'd like a GPS device that would direct us to affordable gas.'

Too Many Choices! Some Candidates Need to Drop Out!

Bored mother awaiting her kids to 'Pickn'Mix' their breakfast cereals in a supermarket

'This is too complicated. I think I'll just hold on to my waste and hope it eventually disintegrates.'

"There's very little an individual store can do about rising food prices, Mom!"

Diner. Greatest Value in Town. It's "Frugal" maps. My GPS that guides me to the best bargains to be found anywhere.

"Ninety-nine dollars, plus closing costs and gratuity."

'It's just our way of saying, 'to hell with high gas prices!''

How to tell you're playing a low budget golf course.